What up tho

Time to start this shit off with another classic edition of Edmund’s Epic Dreams™. That’s right kids, I still have dreams and they’re still epic as hell.

I was in one of those limbo modes where you’re not quite asleep but not exactly awake either. I started hearing a voice, which turned out to be that of my boss Karen. She was saying some shit I don’t remember, but then all of a sudden I entered full dream mode in HD, all the while knowing I was dreaming. It was a lucid dream, so I was controlling where I was walking and what I touched and shit. I was in a really small version of Firefly; it basically looked like two small living rooms. I don’t remember exactly what happened, but an old coworker was there and I think the place flooded.

Suddenly, I was teleported to another scene. I witnessed a third person account of two black dudes running up to this apartment and shooting at three white dudes, all of whom looked like they got shot. EXCEPT one of the dudes had pretended to get shot so after they left he got up and it was like a fuckin video game cause I entered his head (no homo) and I gained control of him. So i quickly went back to my apartment to duck these dudes who were trying to kill me and shit and as soon as I look out my window, literally right there at a perpendicular angle is another window with none other than John Abarquez looking out with a sniper rifle. I’m pretty sure he was looking for me, but since he was busy sniping, he didn’t see me right next to him so I bounced. Don’t know why I didn’t shoot him.

As soon as I left my apartment, though, the whole tone of the dream shifted and all of a sudden everything was like a porno. Many apartments I visited had either naked people or people having sex/group sex. One room housed two dudes and a girl, but strangely enough one of the dudes was in the middle. I then realized I was in a college dorm of some sort so I visited the library conveniently located in my hallway across from my apartment. There were some girls in schoolgirl outfits and I’m pretty sure I could sense where this dream was headed lol but I think this was around the time I woke up.

And there you have it. CULOOO